[soberscientistlife]

He has an excellent point.

[funnytwittertweets]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[whitepeopletwitter]

Some of y’all need to stay on the bench

[calvinandhobbes]

if memory serves…….. if memory slays…..

[delilahmidnight]

[seasonallydefective]

Omg I relate to this too much

[wickedwonderlandd]

I don't even have a pet but I felt the fear 🤣😭

[jame7t]

cmon bro let’s hang out I promise I won’t moan if you pet me again hahaa

[jame7t]

yes!! yippee!!!!!

[fslut]

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

[bigleoenergy]

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

[fslut]

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

[candiikismet]

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

[beyoncessweat]

EAR YOUR HEART OUT JOJO SIWA

[noiji-abxy]

Important information from @little-parade

[fslut]

WHAT

[trans-der-vampire]

okay but this is not only a bop but also so much more kid friendly than I expected?? the animation is clean and cute, the song is dope with no double entendres or anything, the dancing looks fun without any sexualised moves. Like, this is made for kids, but with EFFORT and KIDS IN MIND. I love this. Also, penguin boys who support their sister and show kids that gender roles are bullshit

[jam-ez101]

@5u5

[coughloop]

Geriatric 26 year old tumblr user with sore knees and slow texting thumbs has been voted into a euthanization bed by a council of mutuals for not knowing how tiktok works and getting too scared by algorithms

[responsibilitychan]

[epilepticsaints]

Very human inventions

[overdone-delicacy]

Simulacra and simulation

[myosotis-luceae]

I'm the naked neighbor and I'm not sorry about it